The Best Baise & Breakfast Spots for Valentine’s Day 

Mirrored ceilings, animal pelts, suspended beds, furs and XXL bathtubs – be sure to give yourself plenty of options this year on Valentine’s Day. Here’s our selection of the top 5 cheekiest bedrooms…

The most X-rated spot
Produce your own adult film on the big screen/mirror hung above the bed/stage, and watch your partner on the ceiling! Designed by Philippe Starck, the Hotel Ha(a)ïtza has everything you need for a blockbuster production: a queen-sized bed, immaculate white satin sheets, a mirror hung from the ceiling and a glass-paneled bathroom. Total ecstasy! Double rooms starting at €195 a night.

The stormiest spot
Trade in your waterbed for a floating bedroom with a view of the Rive Droite, and let yourself be rocked by the gentle waves of the Seine aboard the OFF Paris Seine. Reserve the Designer Silver suite with its spicy tones and its bathtub located in the bedroom, and you’re guaranteed some hot and cold action while admiring your moves in the mirrored ceiling. Double rooms starting at €160 a night.

The wildest spot
Take refuge at the Buron de Cap Combattut and discover La Soute, a small and cozy little love nest that has all the right things in all the right places (a fireplace, wrinkled linen sheets, an open bathroom…). Enjoy the freedom of this mountain gîte in total seclusion, far away from prying eyes, so you can you can flutter about discreetly. It’s easy to give into the charm of the Aubrac region in this candlelit setting…. Two-person gîte, €141.

The most luxurious spot
Have a taste of the 5-star ski resort lifestyle and treat yourself to the Cocooning Suite at the Altapura Hotel, done up with floor-to-ceiling fur: 50 m2 for you to reach seventh heaven in! It’s also possible to rent out the spa with its shaved ice fountain and cabins for couple’s massages, or to splash around in the private jacuzzi in your bathroom…. Suites starting at €482 a night.

The most secluded spot
Adventurers for a night, ignite one of the lodges on stilts at L’Echasse! With the lake right below you, revel in the swing on your private terrace. And so as to preserve the peacefulness of the place, play a little music from the Sonos speakers and light up the wood-fired oven…. Starting at €250 a night for a 2-person “modge.”

Coline Le Houezec
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